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"Damn- that s**t is DOPE!" ~~~~~ That is a wonderful concept/object/action.

"I can't FADE that!" ~~~~~ I am unable to hande this at this time.

"Shante ain't HAVIN' it!" ~~~~~ This is not something that Shante will allow to occur.

"Homey-Boo was dropping PHAT beats." ~~~~~ Our friend Boo was playing some wonderful music.

"YO!- Let me GAFFLE that BLUNT!" ~~~~~ Might I be able to indulge in your marijuana cigarette?

"JIMMY was on and I was HITTIN' it!" ~~~~~ I had in my possession a condom, which was used in my engagement of sexual activity.

"What's up? Why you ALL UP IN my s**t!?!" ~~~~~ Please sir/madam- stay out of my affairs.

"She is HELLA' CLOWIN' you HOMEY!" ~~~~~ The woman is creatively informing you that her interest in dating you is non-existant at this time.

"Woooooo- Renaldo was PITCHIN' STRAIGHT GAME to baby-doll, and it was SMOOOOOOOVE!" ~~~~~ Renaldo was creatively inquiring as to the marital status of the female, with the intention of asking her on a date.

"STEP OFF Cool- before I bust PHAT CAPS in your A** with my NEENER..." ~~~~~ It would be beneficial to your physical state to leave this area, as i will soon be encouraged by your disrespect towards me to shoot bullets into your fanny with my 9mm pistola.

"Why is 5-OH always BUGGIN'!?!" ~~~~~ Why are the police officers always worried?

"Friday night- COLD CHILLIN' with a 40 and a BLUNT." ~~~~~ It is Friday eve, and I am leisurely enjoying a forty ounce bottle of malt liquor and a marijuana cigarette.

"Five-o's all deep up in da place" ~~~~~ There are a lot of police officers around.

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