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Stanley, the sperm, was always exercising. He wanted to be in top physical condition.

One of the other sperm asks, "Stanley, why do you always work-out instead of lounging around like the rest of us?"

Stanley replied, "Well, there is only one sperm that impregnates a woman. I am going to be that sperm."

A few days later, things started heating up and all the sperm were ready to go. When the time was right, Stanley was out-distancing all the other sperms by a great distance. Suddenly, Stanley started swimming back toward the other sperm, screaming wildly, "Go back, go back it's a blowjob!"

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