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Top 47 Oxymorons<P>


47. Act naturally<P>
46. Found missing<P>
45. Resident alien<P>
44. Advanced BASIC<P>
43. Genuine imitation<P>
42. Airline Food<P>
41. Good grief<P>
40. Same difference<P>
39. Almost exactly<P>
38. Government organization<P>
37. Sanitary landfill<P>
36. Alone together<P>
35. Legally drunk<P>
34. Silent scream<P>
33. American history<P>
32. Living dead<P>
31. Small crowd<P>
30. Business ethics<P>
29. Soft rock<P>
28. Butt Head<P>
27. Military Intelligence<P>
26. Software documentation<P>
25. New York culture<P>
24. New classic<P>
23. Sweet sorrow<P>
22. Childproof<P>
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas<P>
19. Passive aggression<P>
18. Taped live<P>
17. Clearly misunderstood<P>
16. Peace force<P>
15. Extinct Life<P>
14. Temporary tax increase<P>
13. Computer jock<P>
12. Plastic glasses<P>
11. Terribly pleased<P>
10. Computer security
09. Political science<P>
08. Tight slacks<P>
07. Definite maybe<P>
06. Pretty ugly<P>
05. Twelve-ounce pound cake<P>
04. Diet ice cream<P>
03. Working vacation<P>
02. Exact estimate<P>
And the Number one top OXY-Moron<P>
01. Microsoft Works<P>






	
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