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If you relate to more than half this list then you are still sutck in the 80's<P>



1. Your fondest childhood memory is when Skippy got his head stuck in the banister<P>
2. You relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the "Footloose" soundtrack<P>
3. You think the Two Coreys are "totally awesome"<P>
4. You're still bitter that Wham! broke up<P>
5. Punky Brewster is your hero<P>
6. You type all of your term papers on a Commodore 64<P>
7. You still resent your parents for not installing a dumbwaiter in your house like Webster's<P>
8. The only video games you play are Frogger and Pac Man<P>
9. You're building your own Clockwork Smurf<P>
10. Your summer attire is Jellies and Jams<P>
11. A-Ha's "Take on Me" is still your favorite video<P>
12. You consider yourself truly, truly, truly outrageous, much like Jem and the Holograms<P>
13. You wonder why more people don't wear high heels, Jordache jeans, and lacy ankle socks<P>
14. You call all motorcycle cops "Ponch"<P>
15. Every time you go to the beach you look for Snorks<P>
16. You're still upset Madonna and Sean broke up<P>
17. You know who Stinky Sullivan is<P>
18. You work out with "Get in Shape Girl"<P>
19. You want to be Molly Ringwald when you grow up<P>
20. You enjoy dancing on the ceiling and wearing your sunglasses at night<P>
21. You know who Loverboy is<P>
22. You think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion<P>
23. You think of Janet Jackson as "that girl who used to date Willis"<P>
24. You can sing the theme song to Small Wonder<P>
25. Every time you see a fountain you want to dance around it and yell "Fame!"<P>
26. You still have a shoebox full of Garbage Pail Kid cards<P>
27. You write your congressman asking him to introduce a bill to make "Born in the USA" the     national anthem<P>
28. You still use your Snoopy Sno-Cone machine<P>
29. You know it's not "comma chameleon" it's "KARMA chameleon" <P>
30. You stay up nights wondering what Bastian's mother's name was in "The Neverending Story"<P>
31. You have nightmares about the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak<P>
32. You still practice your Care Bear Stare<P>
33. You know that girls just wanna have fuh-un<P>
34. You can name all The Wuzzles<P>
35. You harbor a secret dream of being slimed by Alistair<P>
36. You can do the Safety Dance<P>
37. In your spare time you are writing "The Breakfast Club 2"<P>
38. You like to "connect the dots, la la la la!"<P>
39. Someone metions Jennifer Beals and you don't say "Who?"<P>
40. Your prized possesion is a collection of "Return of the Jedi" Shrinky Dinks<P>
41. You know whose number is 867-5309<P>
42. You get depressed thinking about Anthony Michael Hall's career<P>
43. You're starting a write-in campaign to MTV to bring back Remote Control<P>
44. You drink Diet Coke because Max Headroom told you to<P>
45. You consider Jo vs. Blair the major philosophical conflict of the 20th century<P>
46. You have a duck phone and ride around your house on a little train<P>
47. You want to be one of the Solid Gold Dancers<P>
48. You still watch things on Beta<P>
49. You want to change your name to Rio and dance on the sand<P>
50. You know that "Weird Science" was a movie before a tv show<P>
51. Your favorite proverb is "some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on"<P>
52. You always waited for the Sweet Pickles Bus to visit your house<P>
53. Your favorite party game is Hungry Hungry Hippos<P>
54. You saw the New Kids on the Block when they were Tiffany's opening act<P>
55. You liked Tom Hanks better when he was a crossdresser<P>
56. You know which Hollywood Square Jim J Bullock was in<P>
57. You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows<P>
58. You have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts<P>
59. You're still wondering who really was the boss<P>
60. You know what the "P" in "Alex P. Keaton" stands for<P>
61. You keep asking your teachers if instead of the quiz you can take the physical challenge<P>
62. You organize weekend tournaments of TV tag<P>
63. You're still upset about "New Coke" <P>
64. When you watch "Terminator 2" you wonder where Vincent is<P>
65. You know ALF's real name<P>
66. You never go out for anight on the town without frosted blue eyeshadow and feathered bangs<P>
67. You can name all of the Thundercats<P>
68. You got a hankerin' for a hunk of cheese<P>
69. Everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent<P>
70. Your musical inspiration is Sonny Mann<P>
71. Sometimes you just want to shout, shout, let it all out<P>
72. You're planning a dream vacation to Mepos<P>
73. You use your Speak and Spell to phone home<P>
74. You know the original members of Menudo<P>
75. Sometimes out of the blue you just got to shake your love<P>
76. When you're stuck in traffic you tell your car to engage Turbo Boost and are surprised when      it doesn't talk back<P>
77. You remember when Vanessa sang Kareoke to "Locomotion"<P>
78. You know that Mr. Steele functions best in an advisory capacity.<P>
79. People are constantly gagging you with spoons<P>
80. Your idea of appreciating ancient cultures is "Walk Like an Egyptian"<P>
81. The only thing you know about the Nazis is that they threw Indy to the snakes<P>
82. You still use your hair crimper before going out on a hot date<P>
83. You hatch plots to break Murdock out of VA hospital<P>
84. You know which five people Serpentor's DNA came from<P>
85. You have "We Are the World" on 45<P>
86. You're still sending death threats to Mr. Rubik<P>
87. You can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in you<P>
88. You watch NYPD Blue thinking, "Well, they're no Crockett and Tubbs, that's for sure!"<P>




	
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