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Questions Ken Starr Has for the President

"Let's speed this up--who *haven't* you nailed?"

"Aha! So you admit you've had sex!!!! What's it like? Is it fun?"

"Can I have some of those fries?"

"Do you admit my getting Dan Rather to talk about your semen was pretty cool?"

"Would you *please* stop winking at the court reporter?!"

"Mr. President, how does it feel to be on the receiving end of a probe for a change?"

"Okay, exhibit 25-A is yet *ANOTHER* ink blot. Now, does THIS one remind you of anything besides a breast?"

"Is it just my imagination, or are all of the women you know butt-ugly?"

"Are you now, or have you ever been, in a non-erect state?"

"Mr. President, did you bring any pants with you?"


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