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   HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
   
         Compliment her,
         cuddle her,
         kiss her,
         caress her,
         love her,
         stroke her,
         tease  her,
         comfort her,
         protect her,
         hug her,
         hold her,
         spend money on her,
         wine & dine her,
         buy things for her,
         listen to her,
         care for her,
         stand by her,
         support her,
         go to the ends of the earth for her....  
             
     HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
         Show up naked.
         Bring Beer 


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