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		Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
		What the hell is all that shit for?
		People get mushy and start acting queer
		It is definatley the most annoying day of the year
		This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
		Before i shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
		I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
		And wear all black for the rest of the week
		Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
		For all they are doing is trying to get laid
		The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
		Because I think love is a crock of shit
		So heres my story...what else can I say?
		Love bites my ass...Fuck Valentines Day!

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