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A-Alcohol:The key to surviving college

B-Beer:The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging

C-Class:What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party

D-Dancing:A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic

E-Emergency:The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party

F-Fucked Up:Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out

G-Games:Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers

H-Hang-over:Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank

I-Idiot:The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party

J-Jail:Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home

K-Kissing:What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers

L-Lord:Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol

M-Money:That which you no longer have due to too much partying

N-Not Again!:What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know

O-Oh shit!-What you say as you're falling down the stairs.

P-Pee:What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer

Q-quilt:What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning- YUCK!

R-Reform:What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet

S-Sex:What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk

T-Ten:The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk

U-Underage:Most of the drinking population in college town

V-Vodka:The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour

W-Worm:The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow

X-X-Ray:How they can see into your stomach before they pump it

Y-Yourself:The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end

Z-Zoned:How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking

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